
The Geek Squad Has Arrived proclaim the posters in the window of Car Phone Warehouse stores nationwide. After being a hit in the states it would appear that the home based PC support service is now here in the UK. I’ve been discussing a digital plumbing service for some time as a business idea i’d like to have setup if I had a spare few thousand quid lying around (which I don’t!) and it appears with this I obviously wasn’t the only one.
In a deal with the "a store in every town" Carphone Warehouse, you can now pay to have your PC serviced in the comfort of your own home. All very well and good.
But, for me, this might not be such a good thing as it would appear, especially at the prices they’re offering.

For £24 a geek squad technician will login remotely to your machine and perform a PC MOT on it. This sounds alright, until you find out this includes cleaning up old file, checking your AV is up to date and giving you a health check. This is quite obviously the PC equivalent of Kwik Fit giving you a free brake fluid check before trying to sell you a new exhaust and a set of tires. Except, it’s not free of course!
Got any other problem? It’ll cost you £99 if they go to your house, or £49.99 if they do it remotely. Now, i’m not being funny, but that’s expensive!
Compare this to how I truly believe most people currently get their PC stuff done. They do it in one of two ways. 1. they do it themselves if they are like you, me, or anyone else who had a Spectrum as a child. or, 2. they get us to do it for them and pay us in beer and curry.
I can’t personally see all those people switching to a service that costs £50 a pop for a single issue.

My other problem with Geek Squad is more of a marketing related one. They’ve actually been quite lazy in the way it’s branded and just directly imported the image from the USA in to the UK and, to be quite honest, it really doesn’t work. I know what they’re trying to do - they’re trying to get a sense of 1950’s "Full Service" garage culture into the thing. When in the USA you’d drive in for petrol and get an oil change and a car wah thrown in. I know of this, and in the USA I am sure it works like a charm. But over here it doesn’t resonate. We didn’t have that culture - it doesn’t translate.
To me, the geek squad employees look more like a weird vision of the Men In Black crossed with the blokes out of the Matrix, and are suitably worrying as a result. They look like the Krays. Not the kind of people I’d want in my house.
I think the concept is a great one - I wish I had money to invest to set up a business, but it’s not been done well from a brand image point of view, and it’s so damn expensive.
Correct me if I am wrong in 6/12 months please - but right now I’d really suggest someone look at the business model and the corporate identity and address some major issues quickly.
Oh, and two more small things. If they’re that cute and female when they turn up, it could be worth the money and, secondly, watch out when they’re installing that wifi router in the bathroom
Howard
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